OK, storage pouch maker, here’s a lesson in human psychology. If you just hadn’t printed that message on it at all, that would still have been my assumption. I assume it about everything! It’s one of my many standard assumptions.
But because you explicitly said it up front, now I’m suspicious as hell. Maybe it DOES. Also, I’m worried that there was some previous version of the thing, and a horrific accident which you’re now just drawing goddamned attention to!




