@erik_werner

1 Followers
21 Following
15 Posts
@Sophie If you can, mute your camera and mic and zzzz 😓

@lowqualityfacts

just wait until she takes your mouse away.That will teach you.

Singapore’s passport is now the most powerful in the world. Here's how other countries ranked https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/19/henley-passport-index-2023-singapore-germany-italy-spain-rank-top-.html

I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.

ā€œIt is one thing to indict a ham sandwich. To indict the mustard-stained napkin that it once sat on is quite another,ā€ the lawyers wrote. #TrumpLawyers 🤔
@pacific I hear you brother.
now if I can convince the wife to get rid of the 40+ pairs of shoes, we'd be on the same page.
@pacific I never had allergies, until I moved to Virginia. Went to the doctor with tissues in tow. Took an allergy test. Doc said you are allergic to Virginia. Basically everything that grows here triggers it... And I am now here 25 years and still Hachooo, hachooo,hachoo!

MIC DROP.... WALKS OFF STAGE.

Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy on Sunday dismissed claims by Donald Trump that he could end the war in 24 hours, saying the current GOP presidential front-runner failed to do so while president.
#Ukraineļø #Russia #Putin #EU #NATO #Zelensky #war #news #Moscow #USA #UK #Germany #Poland #France #Turkey

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/ukraine/2023/07/09/ukraine-russia-war-live-updates/70395471007/

Trump says he can end war in 24 hours; Zelenskyy says Biden could in 5 minutes: Ukraine live updates

Zelenskyy dismissed claims by Trump that he could end the war in 24 hours, saying Trump had the chance while president but didn't do anything.

USA TODAY
@OhNoSheTwitnt looks like thoughts and prayers are not really working.
@OhNoSheTwitnt Nope. The newest members of our very "well-regulated militia."