Are super powers real? Don't let those fucking scientists tell you what to think.
I've seen these abilities with my own eyes.
Do you want your MIND BLOWN?
Check out my recent article about codename Chance Weaver, a real life super hero.
https://paranoidtimes.ca/posts/chance-weaver/
Probability field manipulation, knowledge absorption, parallel universes, all that shit.
The Chance Weaver
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