embers

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219 Posts

Sets things on fire, yearns for the strength of steel.

Posts about:
- language
- kink
- girl touching (for fun)
- computer touching (for revenge)

I don't have a pfp because I am waiting for someone to offer me one.

My DMs are open to issues and conversations so long as you can treat me as a person.

My opinions are your opinions. By reading this bio to the end you consent to accept my opinions as invariant fact.

pronounsEN: it/she DE: es/ihr/sie
proverbsall from embers / all to embers
Show threadembers35m ago
@freya I intentionally didn't link it because it's not *good art* imo. It can easily be found by searching the tag "degenerate art" on AO3 and selecting the siscon work, tho.
Show threadembers1h ago
btw, for those that didn't look it up, the way you find beauty when Nazis destroy everything is you fuck your sister.
embers10h ago
"Meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt zu transitionieren. Wie cool ist das bitte!? Jetzt zock ich Celeste, und nimm Östrogen. Yippie!"
embers11h ago
Me: "wup wup wup wup dadadada"
Girl: *chokes me* "Dubstep-Outro!"
Show threadembers1d ago
@vivi becoming my own landlord, the legal equivalent of a fucked up family tree.
Show threadembers2d ago
Current scheme:
- gets you BAföG when technically you shouldn't
- sends money on a cool loop de loop
- includes all types of common contracts except insurance contracts
- may be legally classified as human trafficking (unrelated to my previous posts)
embers2d ago

I need a pet lawyer.

Someone whom I can give a hastily drawn scheme for the totally legal way to get around some restriction that annoys me.

And then they get to laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of the scheme, and I get to find out why it's illegal, actually.

You know, like in XKCD 1494 "Insurance".

Show threadembers3d ago
Oh would you look at that they have chargers in this train.
embers3d ago

Navigating an ÖPNV route including SEV you've never taken before without phones or internet or clocks or maps or having ever been in the city before, is an adventure.

Funnily enough I made it to both my appointments today, on time, to the minute.

I am sitting in a parked train rn to give me the 5% battery I will use to get back home.

embers4d ago

"In March you were in the top 1% of viewers for content tagged #humantrafficking"

Thank you?