embers

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156 Following
217 Posts

Sets things on fire, yearns for the strength of steel.

Posts about:
- language
- kink
- girl touching (for fun)
- computer touching (for revenge)

I don't have a pfp because I am waiting for someone to offer me one.

My DMs are open to issues and conversations so long as you can treat me as a person.

My opinions are your opinions. By reading this bio to the end you consent to accept my opinions as invariant fact.

pronounsEN: it/she DE: es/ihr/sie
proverbsall from embers / all to embers
embers2h ago
"Meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt zu transitionieren. Wie cool ist das bitte!? Jetzt zock ich Celeste, und nimm Östrogen. Yippie!"
embers3h ago
Me: "wup wup wup wup dadadada"
Girl: *chokes me* "Dubstep-Outro!"
Show threadembers1d ago
Current scheme:
- gets you BAföG when technically you shouldn't
- sends money on a cool loop de loop
- includes all types of common contracts except insurance contracts
- may be legally classified as human trafficking (unrelated to my previous posts)
embers1d ago

I need a pet lawyer.

Someone whom I can give a hastily drawn scheme for the totally legal way to get around some restriction that annoys me.

And then they get to laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of the scheme, and I get to find out why it's illegal, actually.

You know, like in XKCD 1494 "Insurance".

Show threadembers2d ago
Oh would you look at that they have chargers in this train.
embers2d ago

Navigating an ÖPNV route including SEV you've never taken before without phones or internet or clocks or maps or having ever been in the city before, is an adventure.

Funnily enough I made it to both my appointments today, on time, to the minute.

I am sitting in a parked train rn to give me the 5% battery I will use to get back home.

embers3d ago

"In March you were in the top 1% of viewers for content tagged #humantrafficking"

Thank you?

embers3d ago
Job Experience: Polycule Infra Provider (3 years).
Keywords: hyperscaler, kubernetes, AWS, drama-driven architecture, Infrastructure-as-an-act-of-Service, CD (Continuous Dating), (STD-) Test Automation
embers4d ago
When I'm done with {that one | you} {it's | you're} gonna be able to run DOOM.
embers5d ago
SOH: "The law does not have a 'this' keyword."