embers

I need a pet lawyer.

Someone whom I can give a hastily drawn scheme for the totally legal way to get around some restriction that annoys me.

And then they get to laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of the scheme, and I get to find out why it's illegal, actually.

You know, like in XKCD 1494 "Insurance".

Mar 31 at 6:52pmWeb
Show threadembers2d ago
Current scheme:
- gets you BAföG when technically you shouldn't
- sends money on a cool loop de loop
- includes all types of common contracts except insurance contracts
- may be legally classified as human trafficking (unrelated to my previous posts)
Show thread4censord 2d ago

RE: https://chaos.social/@embers/116325318094766958

@embers "on an unrelated note: Human trafficking"

Show threadTragbare Katze 🔜 EH23  (vivi)2d ago
@embers what the heck are you doing now O_O
Show threadembers2d ago
@vivi becoming my own landlord, the legal equivalent of a fucked up family tree.
Show threadTragbare Katze 🔜 EH23  (vivi)2d ago
@embers landlord selfcest<3