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@alex youre telling me an x filed this wife
and Scully's like "you don't have a wife", "you're such a loser", you know, "aliens arent even real" but then in the final episode they meet Mulder's wife and shes like a crazy slug or a little green man and she's like "ohh Mulder i'm so happy we found you, we looked all over the galaxy, let's go home sweetie" and Mulder takes off his human suit and gets into the space ship and then Scully's just standing there and shes like. "well THAT just happened!" One billion dollars easy.
i think one thing that would make the X-files more appealing for a modern audience is if Mulder had an alien wife. and every episode hes like "my wife is out there" "i have to find my wife" and like asking every alien of the week about his wife.
very funny that clicking the "i already donated" on wikipedia hides the ads for One Week. like what that tells me is they're expecting me to give them money once a week, right?
@sean so sorry to robo
@sean why do you have to pit two bad bitches against each other
nooo grandpa don't pick up that big old timey storybook! we'll become part of a framing device for sure!!
@sean there's simply no time to write thought out backstories when you're putting like 40 guys in the game
@sean therapists are saying this about pokemon