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and Scully's like "you don't have a wife", "you're such a loser", you know, "aliens arent even real" but then in the final episode they meet Mulder's wife and shes like a crazy slug or a little green man and she's like "ohh Mulder i'm so happy we found you, we looked all over the galaxy, let's go home sweetie" and Mulder takes off his human suit and gets into the space ship and then Scully's just standing there and shes like. "well THAT just happened!" One billion dollars easy.
i think one thing that would make the X-files more appealing for a modern audience is if Mulder had an alien wife. and every episode hes like "my wife is out there" "i have to find my wife" and like asking every alien of the week about his wife.
very funny that clicking the "i already donated" on wikipedia hides the ads for One Week. like what that tells me is they're expecting me to give them money once a week, right?
nooo grandpa don't pick up that big old timey storybook! we'll become part of a framing device for sure!!
this is so true
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In final fantasy 1, it's actually a bad idea to give the strongest weapon (Masamune) to your strongest unit (the knight). This is because any party member can equip Masamune, and while the knight will use its high attack value most efficiently, he can also equip several only slightly weaker weapons such as Xcaliber.

For a mage or ninja, however, Masamune represents a gigantic boost - turning even your black or white wizard into a relevant physical attacker. In a way, this too is yuri.

it’s funny this is the year they started putting ps4 controllers in movies… i guess they’re getting them cheap now that the next one’s out
just found out gideon the ninth is written by the author of promstuck... what da hell
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