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This saves you the tedious task of counting each individual square each and every time, and hoping in the longer stretches that you counted correctly. (Ask me how I know how irritating this process is.)

Or, you can use them to play Numberwang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0obMRztklqU

Numberwang Episode 1

YouTube
Since it's come up today, here's a #knitting chart-reading tip: In some stranded colourwork charts, you have sections of several stitches of the same colour. These can be a flow-breaking PITA to count, so some charting programs will add the number of stitches in the middle of each stretch, like so:

Market day! You know you're in good with the wild mushroom woman when she throws a couple extra fat chanterelles in your bag. (I đź–¤ the mushroom woman. She's French Canadian w/ a mess of grey & purple hair, & looks exactly like you'd expect a woman who lives in the woods gathering mushrooms to look.)

Also shopping for Thanksgiving next weekend, which is why I now have 4 dozen eggs. 1 dozen are for ice cream.

Damn, I love living here.

#VancouverIsland #CowichanValley #EatLocal

that metaphorical self-flagellation will reverse and that you can avoid by being clean and pure, but sometimes shit just happens. Unfairly. Even to people who don’t drink cooking oil by the pint. And I think we got away from thinking of illness as a marker of sin quite some time ago, around the time that we decided that phrenology was racist bullshit and bodies aren’t actually controlled by the humours. It’s a fucking persistent belief, though, isn’t it?” POINTED STARE.

Friend is going through health stuff, complicated by the fact that she's a large woman, so they won't believe that her diet is actually healthy despite her logging what she eats for them. Instead (while admitting that what she's dealing with can just happen out of nowhere) they obsess about food.

I suggested saying this at her next appointment:

Hey, I know it makes you feel safer when you blame people’s health problems entirely on their behaviour and act like it’s a moral failing ...

The Sauerkraut that Went Horribly Wrong, or: Why Are All the Windows Open?

an elizarde tale.

Fediverse! I need some help!

I have a fellowship to go to Aotearoa New Zealand for a few weeks, and also an offer of an additional fellowship to give lectures around NZ. This is INCREDIBLY EXCITING!!

...but I have a lot of animals! And it's going to be during Saskatchewan winter! The potential farm sitters I've reached out to locally have all fallen through, so I need help to find someone.

Not sure if I should put out an actual farm sitting job ad here? Or if there are better places to try?

Why do I feel so under the weather today? Why am I coughing so much for no reason?

*checks air quality index* Oh.

As I've learned over the course of this summer, an AQI of 3 is low enough that the smoke's not really noticeable, but high enough that I feel like I'm fighting a bug. We've been so lucky with smoke compared to other places, but it's still not nothing.

The number of #knitting pattern support questions for which the answer is, 'did you make a swatch first? No? Well, there's your problem right there' is higher than I'd like it to be, tbh.

I mean, swatch or don't, I'm not the boss of your knitting, but if you don't swatch, the pattern may not be the problem here.

@elizarde

Relevant Beaton:

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=311

(This is the first thing that popped into my head the moment I read the phrase, so I guess it worked.)

Hark, a vagrant: 311