Trevor

@electricgrain
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115 Following
520 Posts
Software engineer, boulderer, photographer, and known homosexual.
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The future we were promised: “Honey, pack your bags, I booked us a weekend getaway to the moon resort, our ship leaves the spaceport in 3 hours.”

The future we got: “my fridge has an updated privacy policy”

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Happy Halloween to all those who celebrate, but especially to my fellow statisticians

#Halloween #Statistics

phones should have the concept of purgatory/archived contacts. never suggest them, never tell me when it's their birthday, never expose them to 3rd party apps, but ultimately keep them on file and match their number to their name if they do ever call or text again
I can confirm that "Oh, I'm on Mastodon" is an incredibly effective way to get a boy on the dance floor to stop asking for your socials.
sticking this bumper sticker on my adopted son
The clocks on the oven are correct again
The amount I get Proxyman and Postman mixed up in casual conversation should be amazingly embarrassing to their marketing departments
Well, at least it's not telling people to eat poisonous mushrooms or make chlorine gas. #AI #enshittification #knitting #sex #yarn