Eleanor

@eleanor
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Grad of DePaul University. BS in Computer Science. I probably can't help you fix your computer.
Heads up: I'm moving to @eleanor (feel free to follow me there!) but before I do I kinda want to use this a sort of testground for making a bot. I'll formally label it as such when I'm ready--just want to get familiar with the API before I go bugging my admins about creating a bot I don't know how to create yet.

Update: got the knife.

Gonna put on my resume that I pulled one over on the Jesuits.

Since I'm reawakening this account, I guess it makes sense to do an #introduction.

I'm a twenty-seven year old normie #Franciscan #Catholic, and a #consistentLifeEthic #neoliberal in #Chicago.

I'm also a #software developer in #functionalprogramming and #civictech, but for tweets about those follow me at @webbureaucrat.

Look I may or may not have buried a knife in the shrubs so I could get through security at the federal building but let me be clear that if any of you law school nerds steal my knife I will FIGHT you except it won't be a fair FIGHT because you'll have my knife.

#chicago

although it might be worth it for the simple therapeutic pleasure of permabanning everyone.
contemplated starting a Chicago Mastodon instance for a half second before remembering why I haven't been on the Chicago subreddit in years.
God bless our firefighters, honestly. Forget cops, forget alders. There's nothing in this city that wouldn't be run better by the fire department.
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I'm trying to read up on generating pkce verifiers and I know just enought to know you* are all quite terrible at this and none of you have any business answering StackOverflow questions.
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* the entire Internet
the Work Preventer has appeared