Update: got the knife.
Gonna put on my resume that I pulled one over on the Jesuits.
Since I'm reawakening this account, I guess it makes sense to do an #introduction.
I'm a twenty-seven year old normie #Franciscan #Catholic, and a #consistentLifeEthic #neoliberal in #Chicago.
I'm also a #software developer in #functionalprogramming and #civictech, but for tweets about those follow me at @webbureaucrat.
Look I may or may not have buried a knife in the shrubs so I could get through security at the federal building but let me be clear that if any of you law school nerds steal my knife I will FIGHT you except it won't be a fair FIGHT because you'll have my knife.