Ubuntu holds a special place in my heart because when I was in college I was trying to hook up with this hotep girl and when I told her I was using an African OS and Ubuntu means “I am because we are” and it’s shades of brown because brown is the color of humanity she fell for it and made out with me.

Cussed me the fuck out when she did her own research and found out that Mark Shuttleworrh was White and also my Birthday Buddy.