Mastodawn

el_d33

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Reluctant cyborg, obsolete hacker and trivia aficionado

el_d33 Mar 27

Micro SF/F by O. Westin Mar 5

There used to be an old sign by the path, warning passers-by of the local sleeping willow, which would trap the unwary with fatigue, engulf them while they slept, and release them a hundred years later.

There was a new sign:

"This sleeping willow is full."

And a map of other locations to try.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

el_d33 Mar 11

Viss Mar 10

ᵖᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿ ᵇᵒᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵈᵒʷⁿ

el_d33 Mar 6

JA Westenberg Mar 6

Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

el_d33 Mar 4

schratze Mar 2

The problem with renewable energies is that they're just not reliable enough.

Where is your wind and solar power supposed to come from now that the strait of Hormuz is blocked?

el_d33 Feb 25

David Penfold

Feb 20

The signs were always there

el_d33 Feb 25

scott f Feb 25

As an ethical AI user, I begin each session by asking the chatbot to give a stolen data acknowledgement. It is an important first step toward justice.

el_d33 Feb 25

404 media is doing so much good work. I hope they get recognized during the Pulitzer awards (in May)

el_d33 Feb 19

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8941dc91-867e-4412-afd5-4698d32477be:t_blink:Feb 19

@dan
- "My dishwasher is on the internet!"
- "Why is on the internet?"
- "To download software updates!"
- "Why does it need software updates?"
- "To fix security vulnerabilities!"
- "Why would it have security vulnerabilities?"
- "Because it's on the internet!"

el_d33 Feb 16