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Onion wins today’s internet. https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was following a ChatGPT recipe for risotto. “I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much […]

The Onion

Steve Williams 15h ago

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Steve Hersey 15h ago

@blabberlicious
They finally found a way to out-weird current reality. It's a tough job these days.

Steve Williams 15h ago

@n1xnx
Exactly. Doing God’s work, keeping us sane with their madnesss.

@blabberlicious I just laughed so loudly it probably startled The neighbors.

Steve Williams 14h ago

@EdCates
A rich vein of Ai baiting. Brilliantly exposing its inherent crappiness. They are all worth watching.
https://youtube.com/shorts/5jU0_MjqfOE?si=AZ6-ID2JdH04VFYV

I don’t get it..

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@blabberlicious iT's sEnTiEnT!!!11one

😂😂😂

@EdCates @blabberlicious ditto, but I actually startled my wife (who wanted to know what was so funny)

@blabberlicious He must have made a mistake in his prompt!!

Mitex Leo 14h ago

@malte @blabberlicious He should've included "make no mistake" at the end of the prompt

@ml I wonder if that's a trick you can learn at a prompting workshop @blabberlicious

Regendans 14h ago

For some reason this made me think of the pizza glue #Google story. From <checks search engine> 2024. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd11gzejgz4o

Google AI search tells users to glue pizza and eat rocks

Google has defended the answers given by AI Overview, describing them as "isolated examples".

D. G. Marshall 14h ago

@blabberlicious

Surely he was just providing Altman's house with training data about fire.

Nate Gaylinn 14h ago

@blabberlicious Risotto sure sounds line a creative way for a sentient AI to enact revenge on its creator.

Paul_stilgar 14h ago

@blabberlicious

I thought that he was training his LLM .

@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNote 3h ago

@Paul_stilgar @blabberlicious According to sources, tRump only has a SLM

@blabberlicious Makes sense to me. Not guilty!

Step Schwarz 13h ago

@blabberlicious Just the other day, I was wondering if someone could still win the Internet. Yes. Yes, they can.

Bob Blaskiewicz 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇬🇱12h ago

@blabberlicious

The Onion rules.

Jack Yan (甄爵恩)10h ago

@blabberlicious That was brilliant! Best Onion piece in a long time.

Edelruth, PBS Passport Holder 10h ago

@blabberlicious

This is like the sixth time I have seen this headline, but the first time that I actually got it.
I dont use AI, so I forget this is actually, on some level, plausible.

Saskboy K.9h ago

@blabberlicious like wood glue in pizza dough.

Raven Luni 9h ago

@blabberlicious I'd have accepted that as fact if not for the onion mention. Thats where we're at.....

AccordionBruce 8h ago

@RavenLuni @blabberlicious
It’s gonna be the new Twinkie defense

It’ll depend on the victim whether you get punished or not

Devlin Leathercraft 7h ago

@blabberlicious I believe him.

@blabberlicious 😬

martin lentink 🇪🇺 🇺🇦📎6h ago

@blabberlicious Plausible...

Ruarí Ødegaard 5h ago

@blabberlicious They did but it was actually with this article

https://theonion.com/trump-escalates-feud-with-unclear-adversary-by-posting-ai-video-of-self-fucking-basketball/

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by posting an AI video of himself fucking a basketball. “The president is clearly enraged at somebody, but the clip provides far too little context to know who exactly is meant to […]

The Onion

Steve Williams 2h ago

@ruario
Absolutely smashing it.
The Onion had me in tears. 😂

Deka Black 4h ago

@blabberlicious Isn't risotto. Is,in fact, carrot soup!

Andreas K 4h ago

@blabberlicious
Now can they prove that it's not so?

Sounds totally plausible ChatGPT behaviour to me.

Although that kind of explosive recipes are normally associated more with Gemini.