Mastodawn

New product names coming right up:

GitHub —> CopilotHub
LinkedIn —> Copilot Unemployed
Xbox —> XCopilot
Teams —> CopilotSkype
Azure —> CopilotCloud
OneDrive —> CopilotDeleteurfiles
Edge —> CopilotExplorer
VSCode —> CopilotCursor
Bing —> Copilot4cucks
Defender —> CopilotNoViruses
Intune —> CopilotMalware
Windows —> CopilOS
Authenticator —> CopiletMeIn

Ash Jan 6

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Tuta Jan 6

Bethesda —> CopilotSkyrim
Activision —> Copilot of Duty
Task Manager —> CopilotDavePlummerWroteTaksManager
Powershell —> CopilotNotBash
Hyper-V —> Copilotrash
WSL —> Copilubuntu
Copilot —> CopilotCopilot
Minecraft —> MineCopilot
Surface —> CopiPad
Flight Simulator —> Copilot Planes Flight

Welcome to the new generation of Microslop.

Ash Dec 22

On Mastodon, I often feel as happy as I did during the best times of Twitter or Instagram.

Ash Dec 15

Tuta Dec 15

🚨 #Microsoft 365 price shock: From July 2026, prices rise by up to 16.7%.

Now is the best time to break free from vendor lock-in.

What are your favorite #MS365 alternatives? 🔓🇪🇺

➡️ https://tuta.com/blog/microsoft-365-price-increase

#DigitalSovereignty #deMicrosoft #OneClickAway

Ash Dec 7

https://www.mozillafoundation.org/en/campaigns/no-data-for-surveillance-tech/

Tell Etsy, Reddit, Tinder & Duolingo: Stop Feeding Surveillance Tech

ShadowDragon is using data from sites like Etsy, Reddit, Tinder & Duolingo for U.S. government surveillance. Sign Mozilla’s petition to demand stronger privacy protections and block shady surveillance tools.

Mozilla Foundation

Ash Nov 21

.noai domain when?

Ash Nov 13

https://paragraph.com/@slow-tech-on-web3/web-2-the-hidden-evil

Web 2.0: The Hidden Evil

The early promise of seamless connectivity has transformed into a complex web of surveillance, data‑monetisation, algorithmic bias, and platform lock‑ins.

Ash Nov 13

✧✦Catherine✦✧Nov 13

hey. Check out this squirrel

Ash Nov 7

after writing a little on substack and medium, I was banned entirely on both platforms, without obvious reasons. but thank to paragraph.com, I can write freely, and writers here are making a good content, so grateful to found this platform.

Ash Nov 7

such an insightful writing
https://paragraph.com/@driftless/the-daemon-in-the-machine

The Daemon in the Machine

This is not the essay I meant to write. A few weeks ago, after promising to write more essays, I immediately started on the next one: a summary of Dorothea Brande’s 1934 book, Becoming a Writer. I thought this might be useful to people (I found the book energizing when I read it in 2022 shortly after the birth of my first son). I wrote 6,000 words summarizing Brande’s argument—that genius in writing is explicable and, therefore, teachable. Three years ago, I believed it. Now I’m not so sure. ...