Telling your suitcase there's no more vacations this year can be tough. Emotional baggage is the worst

Me and my brother in law last night

Picard mental health tip: When you lie down to sleep, instead of thinking about your failures, think about your successes.

God: You have probably seventy to eighty years before you die, ideally.
Man: Oh, well I'll make the most of-
God: You'll be unconscious for one-third of the time.
Man: …Uh
God: *Leans in* That'll be your favourite part.

I need someone to feed me chocolates and call me a -checks notes- satisfactory small woman.

@babe 🔫 Butt's Haunted

Happy Birthday, Skynet!