BreadintheBone

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Maxwell’s statements: who to believe? The convicted felon, or the convicted felon?
Gee, what a decision.
What baffles me about the Green Day kerfuffle is that the MAGA crowd actually listened to the lyrics.
These are the idiots who think that ‘Born in the USA’ and ‘Fortunate Son’ are songs about patriotism, and don’t know that ‘YMCA’ is about gay hookups.
@TarkabarkaHolgy And so, the sparrow went on to found a major American brewing company, stopping at two grains per pond.
“Budweiser: pond water slightly flavoured with malt!”
@hntdove Most dogs I’ve known aren’t so much explosive, as exuberant emitters.
@cstross Oooo, the modern day Osborne!
I don't normally like to post from twitter but this one feels full circle.

@lilithsaintcrow

@lilithsaintcrow
“this elvish city won’t sack itself.”
That’s a whole different book, possibly in collaboration with @hntdove

The Tories have been breaking up Britain for sale for a long time, which is why the utilities are owned by other countries, the military is cut to pieces, and every industry is either sold or for sale.
@JenLucPiquant I’m torn between a half dozen laugh emojis and thinking, “Yeah, but it’s less far-fetched every day.”
@charliejane Have you noticed that there are a lot of people who feel that, as long as they are talking, the clock stops ticking?