datatofu

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​Big Data Architect. Solving entity-level isolation in high-density clouds using Rough Set Theory & Geometric Transposition.

I wrote an #AI model that turns CVEs into LECs... along with some other shit.

Will be posting about Cyber Risk Quantification for a while.

Disclaimer: I am very "unprofessional".

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datatofu6h ago
I realize why I hate Edison and any (all) of his reincarnations so much. It is bad infrastructure. It is fragile. Prince Rupert's drop. Is that what it is called? They dropped molten sand into water and let it cool there, then want to be praised for their hard work and talents.
datatofu17h ago

...you ever have an idea that, like, looks absolutely ridiculous on paper but is really not a bad idea at all once you start fleshing it out? It could solve various real-world dilemmas via open sourcing the code, while still having an inherently #nsfw disposition.

RNNs and PINNs are very strange.

datatofu1d ago

A Journey in TPMs: A short story.

Me: "allow anonymous messages."
Server: "200 OK"
Client: ::sends message::
Server: "FUCK YOU!!!!"
Me: "Why? No authentication for now. This is just a test, I will give you credentials later."
Server: "Got it."
Client: ::sends message::
Server: "hm. Yes? Hey!! Hello!! Bye bye!!"
Me: "okay. Allow all messages from _that_ client. Okay?"
Server: "...but—"
Me: (＃・∀・)
Client: ::sends message::
Server: "I HAVE THE MESSAGE!! What do I do with it?"

Show threaddatatofu2d ago

Eh... maybe not? Closer inspection suggests that the phenomenon has been going on a lot longer than I initially thought? If that is the case, forking a few repos to make them easier to find or even pointing them out will have negligible effects in the grand scheme of things, at best.

Oh well... ┐('～`;)┌

Edit: because of shit like this [ https://mastodon.social/@drmorrisj/116699880226438014 ] I may just put conceptual code in repos instead for anyone to grab or contribute to or whatever; IP is still theirs though.

datatofu3d ago

I want your opinions on something. It has come to my attention that computer science has reached a point that it is producing an entire generation of developers who are not engineers.

However, the code and libraries that AI models are built from is not particularly a secret. So I also do not understand why this is so.

That said, what do you think about me forking repos with good code and aggregating them on my GitHub profile?

#GitHub #OpenSource #FOSS #SoftwareEngineering #ComputerScience #AI

Show threaddatatofu4d ago

Sewer systems. Modern fucking sewer systems in EVERY metropolitan area. Have a better architecture than this. Like, at least every household gets their own toiled to shit in. Like... oh my fucking days. This is definitely top 3 of the worst executions I have ever seen. And that includes documented, academic, peer reviewed, case studies of dumb ways to do shit.

Not "stick waste treatment on every house and collect the gas", but "make everybody share the same toilet all at once, because reasons"

Show threaddatatofu4d ago

> "inflation is the silent tax"
> "central banks are bad because of corruption in opaque clearing houses"
> "fiat is done for"
> replicates the _exact same thing_ but worse and with extra steps.

????????????? What. In the absoluteness of fuck. Is this. Shit. Oh, and of course, build a central routing system that _every fucking god damn idiot_ thinks is decentralized because the ledger is decentralized. Like.... the fuck???????

datatofu4d ago

STUPID FUCKING GOD DAMN I9DIOTS!!!
> make cryptographically secure wallet
> make immutable ledger
> make contstant poll format for immutable ledger (slow)
> "we make an app that does not need constant RPC calls"
> make an app that has constant _JSON_ RPC calls... but on a central server
> **every fucking wallet in existence only knows how to use one of those 2 things**

But P2P, right? Decentralized, right? FUcking bullshit. 12 years and the only thing accomplished is a clusterfuck.

Show threaddatatofu5d ago

Edit edit: the hardware attestation thing is what lets Kindle, Prime, or Netflix happily serve you content on whatever device without worrying too much about piracy or copyright theft. Same with Chrome and its source code.

My system just asks for the public key to encrypt shit with. Does it matter that I am saying it now? Depends. Do you plan on sharing your TPM or device security key with anyone? Did you even know you have one?

Why do more companies not do it & use wrappers instead? ┐('～`;)┌

Show threaddatatofu5d ago

Anyway. The main drawback is that you have to authorize the attestation request after signing the transaction. Which is probablt good because it means you need both your mobile wallet and your computer to agree before you can log in.

But that also means that you calculate a new account every time you try logging in with a different device.

Edit: same DRM logic as what Kindle, Google, and Netflix use. I am just bad at it, because it needs to exist in 2 places at once without a central server.