because I hate you all, I curse you with the new and terrible knowledge of https://100jumps.org

The bed is a great place to lie awake for hours, occasionally considering going to sleep

the enemy of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy is Kevin Bacon

I caught my cat chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground her. She’s doing better currently and now conducting herself properly.

Camouflage

Hingehenge

Our library has opened a stick library. I needed you to know this.

Of all of the profound disappointments that I have faced in my life, be they personal or professional, none is more firmly fixed in my mind, nor more likely to have caused my deeply-rooted trust issues, than the discovery at age four that Play-Doh doesn't taste the way it smells.