So Make pre-4.4 (released 2020, a whole 6y ago), e.g. the Make on macOS (3.8.1 on mine), interprets `#` inside a `$(shell)` as the start of a comment. That is a chunk of my life I'm never getting back
https://github.com/doismellburning/samoyed/pull/458/changes/c4592551ba95ebb9535e427f7e5126d8ca19da99




