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Are old men grouchy or do fine men grouch with age? Only my proctologist can answer for sure and she has my poop on her gloved finger but my Medicere $ in her butthole, so there.
My Smokin' Smexy Chausie strain model Phoebe waking & baking in Washington's rare March sunshine 🌞! Klaritie Farms "Cat" sativa for mornings and Sticky Sisters "GMO" indica for what ails me and nighty-night fall asleep times. Good people at White Rabbit dispensery in Lynnwood were kind enough to save me back these big ounce jars, since I'm on SSDI; quantity pricing is paramount. 🤘 

A GOP legislator in FL introduced a bill to abolish the Democratic Party. Lawmakers in ID have a bill that would make it a crime to vaccinate people against Covid. Another in Montana wants to make it a crime for vaccinated people to give blood.

Imagine if publications like the NYT devoted even half as much space reporting on these kinds of efforts, as a trend, as they give to the right's trans panic, bullshit whining about "cancel culture" or college kids being too "woke."

#fascism #media

Guten Morgen! This morning's smoke & choke was interrupted by the sound of my cat steeling my lower dentures, which I fished out from under a desk with my metal extendo head scratcher.
Equinox Gardens GG4 Indica ; Earthy, Euphoric, Relaxed. Dominant terpine- caryophyllene.
The label also lists it as "Pesticide Free". I wonder if it's fungicide and chemical fertilizer free since it was grown in an indoor hydroponic environment. 🫡
I embody the stereotype of the elite coder who has poor social skills and is covered in Cheeto dust in all ways except the elite coding.
I'm touching areas on the front of an electronic device screen which replicate a typewriter keyboard to convey a thought in my brain through my finger to my device to the device's SIM card which magically sends it to my wifi router and WHOOSH!! I unleash this concept to absolutely no one. Until you read this. Thanks for absorbing my touch. Was it creepy enough for you? ✌️
Phoebe giving me her impression of the Vulcun mind meld from the original Star Trek cause my tootsies are hurting so I'm tooting on MassiveDon.
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Misusing idioms is my Ukelele’s Heel.