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Are old men grouchy or do fine men grouch with age? Only my proctologist can answer for sure and she has my poop on her gloved finger but my Medicere $ in her butthole, so there.
@CatalyzedTransmogrification I had to Gargoyle King Soopers dude; never heard of them in Washington. Tap that gSpot baby, make it squirt 💦
@AmishSuperModel that's cool. I started a reach around at your son's invetro fertilization. Hoosier daddy? I mean, who's his father? I'm from Indiana, Tell City, Indiana to be exact. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tell_City,_Indiana
Tell City, Indiana - Wikipedia

@the_etrain if that gives me an erection, then my boxer briefs suddenly become a pup tent!
The leather trouser trend: Why the look of midlife crises and Theresa May is everywhere

Three years after the then PM caused a row by sporting a pair of gold leather trousers in an interview, the once-shunned clothing is fashion gold

The Guardian
@CatalyzedTransmogrification KrogerPay is just gPay with extra Kroer 🤔
My Smokin' Smexy Chausie strain model Phoebe waking & baking in Washington's rare March sunshine 🌞! Klaritie Farms "Cat" sativa for mornings and Sticky Sisters "GMO" indica for what ails me and nighty-night fall asleep times. Good people at White Rabbit dispensery in Lynnwood were kind enough to save me back these big ounce jars, since I'm on SSDI; quantity pricing is paramount. 🤘 
@dreamthievin Kegel so hard you vacuum my testes right out my urethra into you awaiting egg basket, mommy dearest. 
@dankmilk69420 I don't like Fianc€, it's just early stage spouse, which is dreadfully slow ex-spouse, which is just early death anyway. Most people today marry twice so i guess that's like early reincarnation. Run Forrest, run! 🏃
@artemis I moved from Indiana to Washington in 2016; it's still illegal there today, so no fancy stores at all. You should be glad you only had to wait until 21. I have friends who have spent years in jail for what you buy in fancy little jars.
https://cfah.org/indiana-marijuana-laws/
Is Weed Legal in Indiana? IN Cannabis Laws (2023 Update)

Indiana has one of the most backward marijuana laws in the U.S. Marijuana is illegal for recreational and medical use there. But there’s a workaround if you want to enjoy the benefits of psychoactive cannabinoids.

CFAH