Mastodawn

Dick Scurvy

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The “I, Robot” sequel looks terrible

Truly impossible to pin down the most homoerotic scene in this movie

People at work are being wrong again

I guess he was called Bruce Springstain this whole time.

Maybe I don’t understand legs

I think I figured it out

Them: am I the asshole for—

Me: yes

Open letter to guys who are getting milk for free:
Someday a man will offer to trade you magic beans for your cow, but you won't own one...

I’ve never been happier with a misunderstanding than when I was expecting a pic of her “tots”

Living dangerously by not using a pill organizer