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Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world
Hello, we are Transit Columbus and we’re here to make cars irrelevant.
if you rewrite a text by replacing every word with a synonym until none of the original words are left that's a ship of thesaurus
Thinking back to the time my spouse and I went reverse trick-or-treating for #Halloween. We carried a pair of swinging doors to other people's houses, set them down, closed, in front of the door, then rang the doorbell and hid behind our doors. After several moments of confusion, the homeowner would knock on our doors, we'd open them, compliment the homeowners on their costumes, and give them candy.

programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like

"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.

GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.

See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."

and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is

The English language is weird.

Here’s a poem called ‘Neither Rhyme nor Reason’.

THIS IS JUST TO SAY (BABY EDITION)

That I have
Your nose
That was on
Your face

And now
Here it is
In my fist
Thumb-like

Forgive me
I may
Someday
Give it back

elvis