walkies enthusiastThe first time a child comes face to face with the monstrous nature of ordinary humans is when someone they thought loved them suddenly turns into the Tickle Monster
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| vibes | checked |
coffee as black as my jorts
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anticipatory sleep anxiety 🤙
adashe sponge on my bob til i square my pants
i created some nsfw content today that i’m v proud of. it would be cool if it got seen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
today was legitimately a fantastic day
Computer Facts"broken windows theory" is the theory that microsoft windows is fucking broken
i got laid off and holy shit i’m so fucking productive around the house when i’m not burned out from work. highly recommend the whole “not working but getting severance pay” lifestyle 10/10.
see ok the thing is, that when i have a funny thought, i text it to my friends in order of how funny i think they’ll find it. i don’t have many friends. but like enough that it’s annoying to text multiple. but now i have to add the thought to jorts now too. this is why i always fall off.
triz of online 
did anyone ever let obama be clear yet or is he still out there asking
fuck it here’s to new beginningsssss