Comte de Valmont

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Count / Comte (well, not really). YoC 1966. Cis white old guy who tolerates evry (a)gender and orientation variety. I hate queer discrimination, as I hate evry discrimination and injustice. This is my lewd account. Don't misread de as my Christian name, it's my nobility sign.

Female features attract me, in evry human sex.

As opposed to the film and novel character de Valmont, I won’t hurt or force you, unless you want me to.

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fka @de_valmont

other lewd websitehttps://www.literotica.com/authors/de_valmont
Valmont moviehttps://www.themoviedb.org/movie/37606-valmont
another Valmont moviehttps://www.themoviedb.org/movie/859-dangerous-liaisons

RE: https://framapiaf.org/@gracygimp/116749527338331641

This picture is a visual representation of what I try to convey when I write.

The people have spoken. Well, the poll hasn't finished yet, but I'm tired, want to have dinner then retire to bed (to read). When did I become so OLD??!
Anyway, this is the first original piece of mine I've published on my site since April, so you'd better leave lots of nice comments!!!
https://jaimieserotica.com/facetime-me/

RE: https://kinkycats.org/@Jaimieserotica/116732900150211287

Looking for a little weekend one-handed reading material???
Might I humbly offer my latest piece of #erotica for your pink-canoe-paddling/monkey-spanking/bean-flicking/doing-a-Meg-Ryan pleasure.
Have a lovely weekend, everybody.
Jxx

First time going to a renaissance faire as an adult and it’s Viking weekend! 🥰

How do I look? 🫪

It's funny how on this picture my left boob appears so radically smaller than my right boob, when actually the size difference is milder ^^ also has to do with the shadow

You don't believe me, huh? You wanna check the sizes manually? 

@smaragdvenus Was würde passieren, wenn du sagen würdest, dass du nicht mehr bereit bist, im Dreieck zu springen?