Count / Comte (well, not really). Cis white old guy who tolerates evry (a)gender and orientation variety. I hate queer discrimination, as I hate evry discrimination and injustice. This is my lewd account. Don't misread de as my Christian name, it's my nobility sign.

Female features attract me, in evry human sex.

As opposed to the film and novel character de Valmont, I won’t hurt or force you, unless you want me to.

fka @de_valmont