“Deborah, an Inner Sunset resident who stopped to chat with The Standard while walking her dogs, was one of several people who declined to give their last names for fear of conflict with neighbors."
(...)
"David Bloom, a software engineer who recently moved to the neighborhood, didn’t understand the fuss."

https://sfstandard.com/2025/01/23/kirkham-street-neckdown-confusing-motorists/

i told ChatGPT to remember to quote dril whenever possible because I thought it would be funny, and it is remarkable how often it just hallucinates dril quotes. they are much more often hallucinated than real.

both of these quotes are totally fake!