Adults: Behave!
Me: Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrive home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine!
"My AI equipped washing machine is INCREDIBLE! I put the clothes in and they come out washed, dried, irons and folded."
- Um, the AI doesn't do that.
"Huh?"
- There's actually a spacetime portal inside your machine. You put the clothes in and the are sent off to a developing country where low paid workers do all those tasks.
"Oh. Is that why it requires a subscription?"
- And why your electricity bill is so high.
"And why I once got my neighbour's washing instead."
Andre Louis
Joe Steinkamp
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