“Ha, nice tinfoil hat!”

“It’s an umbrella”

“Yawhackinfut?”

“It projects a transverse gravity gradient that deflects raindrops”

“Oooh-kay, let’s presume for the moment you’re sane. It’s sunny out!”

“For now; storm later”

“Did your tinfoil hat tell you that?”

“No, stupid, my weather pixie”

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#TimeTravelingGhost EP 8: Post 85: 2025 Arkham 2 of 2 parts

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[Continued from previous post.]

“The second is that I would like you to take notes on what happens. Deposit them regularly and secretly. You will want to review them later.”

“Where do you want me to leave them?”

I hadn’t thought about that. I manifested a phone and searched for a mailbox rental place. “Rent a box in the name of Sarah Lock…”

That was a #slip. I could feel Emily’s eyes boring into me. What is it with her and that name?

“Lockhorn. Sarah Lockhorn,” I improvised. “At Arkham Mailstop.”

“That’s too obvious. They’ll spot her depositing mail,” Emily said, and took the full #brunt of another of her glares.

“Who?” Ms. Dubois looked between us, mystified.

“I’ll explain in a minute. That’s item three,” I said.

“I could leave them in my office?”

“No,” Emily and I said together, and I continued, “It’s going to be ransacked.”

“I don’t suppose you’re going to explain that,” the professor said, her tone petulant.

“No, I’m sorry I mentioned it,” I said.

Dubois sighed. “You know the hole in the big oak in Franklin Square Park? I could slip them in there.”

“Where’s that?” I asked.

"Behind that awful modern art statue. You know, the one that looks like a rock gnome giving the heavens the finger.”

I didn’t know where that was, either, but I figured I could find it. There couldn't be many statues like that.

"That will do," I said. "The third thing is to watch out for anthropomorphic rabbits wearing ICE Nine vests. Try to stay away from them. But note anything you see. It's important."

“What? Rabbits?”

Emily and I both shrugged and smiled.

Faust:

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Faust - Wikipedia

#TimeTravelingGhost EP 8: Post 85: 2025 Arkham 1 of 2 parts

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Even with the abridged version, Emily’s eyes had glazed over by the time Professor Dubois finished. For my part, I only understood the high-level stuff. The salient details were twofold: first, that Faust knew more about time travel than I ever had and might have information on the Rabbits; and second, that while every time-particle had minor differences, alternate timelines were almost impossible. Time-pressure quickly erased significant deviations.

Emily had a question about that. “So you’re saying that saving Archduke Ferdinand or killing Hitler wouldn’t change history?”

"Exactly. There would be a short-term disturbance, but things would ultimately settle back into place. Faust tried to save Margarete several times, but she was always executed or died violently."

“But something like a meteor that caused the dinosaurs to go extinct would be enough?”

I saw what Emily was getting at, but I wasn't sure how she had arrived at the conclusion that there was a deeper reason for us to have witnessed that event. Besides, how do you influence a meteor?

“Possibly… I suppose. At least locally, but not on a universal scale.” Then, Ms. Dubois turned to me, said, “There were three reasons for your coming. What is the second?”

Goethe's Faust:

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Goethe's Faust - Wikipedia

Three hours later:

The engineering team had been and gone. The agreed to price was roughly half their cargo, and had been the subject of some of the most intense haggling Alaine had seen the Captain take part in. Indeed, the haggling had taken twice as long as the assessment of the damage.

What was a surprise to everyone was the hyperspace coil replacement. These strange people said they could easily fabricate the replacements. It was just something they chose not to do, usually. They did have a few jump-capable ships, but almost never used them, choosing to keep to themselves.

Then there was Seeker. She had sat in on the briefing and the haggling, but never once spoke a word. Just watched. So Alaine had watched her.

Eventually it was just the two of them in the galley. And she was now watching him.

"How?" Alaine asked after several minutes.

"How what?" Alaine could hear her almost laughing in her reply.

"How did you know so much about us?"

"Ah. That is a question with many answers. Are you sure you want to know?"

"Yes! That's why I asked!"

"Even if the answers are uncomfortable?"

"Yes!"

"Alright. Let's start with the simple ones," Seeker paused, "You heard my full name earlier?"

"Err, yes? 'Seeker of Hidden Truths'? Was that it?"

"Exactly. That is not the name I was born with, but it is my adult name. We acquire our names as our nature solidifies."

"So?"

"My nature is to uncover secrets. To find the truth behind things. I saw the way you looked at work teams in their ship suits, and heard your words to your Captain. From that it was easy to deduce your conclusions."

"But how did you know where we were going?"

"Deduction again. Your ship appeared to be running at half power on approach to the station. It is usually the way of your ship builders to match the reaction drive to the hyperspace engine, so I worked out where you had likely come from, and your likely destination based on the likely range of your engines."

"So it was all deduction?" Alaine asked after digesting Seeker's explanation.

"You heard what my great-grandmother said? About untruths?"

"Uh, that your people don't like them?"

"That we despise them. This does not mean that we cannot use them, and do, but they are a sign of poor character."

"What does that have to do with my question?"

"Everything. For while we despise an untruth, we are perfectly happy with a partial truth."

"So there is something else."

"But I am not going to tell you. Not yet."

"Why not?"

Seeker leaned forward "Because we will need to know each other much better first. Now, tell me of your home, your family."

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"Help me," the duke said. "My physicians can't say what ails me, but I've lost all pleasure in what I used to enjoy."

The witch examined him, and paused over his hand.

"Nice ring. It is new?"

"A recent gift from the king. Why? Is it cursed?"

It was made to dampen cruelty.

"No," said the witch.

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"You want me to do WHAT?"

- Just go in there, give them a manicure and make them sparkly.

"But, they're a god! Won't they eat me alive or send me to Hell or something?"

- Just do your best, they're really quite nice when you get to know them.

"How is a Lord of Destruction quite nice?"

- They're trying to reinvent themselves. Hence the nails.

"Six hands! How am I supposed to finish them in time?"

- You don't get to be an Ancient One without patience. Now in you go!

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Now:

Seeker of Hidden Truths looked over the crew of the Athena again, sensing their confusion, and then looked up at the council.

"They are traders. Honest in their dealings. They planned a shortcut to Ikrundi. They suspect the raiders were rival traders, or sent by the same."

Alaine stared at the young woman, how did she know all this? He glanced at the Captain. She looked just as shocked and confused.

"And us?" one of the men on the Council asked.

"They know nothing. Some believe we are a secret division of their Scouts," Seeker paused and grinned, "On account of the shipsuit designs."

"Which they now know to be not the case, Seeker."

"Elder, they would know soon enough anyway" Seeker's voice sounded defensive.

A different person spoke up, a woman this time, "Complex Tunnels, you know that this would be the case. No need to admonish Seeker. Especially not in front of visitors. What is your determination, Seeker?"

"I think we should repair their ship, for a fair price, and allow them to trade. "

Alaine was running out of amazement - they were just going to let them go?

She continued "However," Alaine's relief collapsed, "the Scouts have left us even more alone, now that we can defend ourselves. We need news of the wider universe."

The old woman's voice sounded amused as it asked "And your solution?"

"We require them to return at least twice in a standard year. And one of us should travel with them, to represent our interests."

The old man, Complex Tunnels, broke in "Ha! The fruit does not fall far from the tree, does it now, Joy? Now, my fellow councillors - do we agree with this course, that young Seeker has set?"

There was a pause, and Joy spoke again "We are agreed. You intend to be that representative, Seeker?"

"Yes, Elder."

"I see I owe Complex Tunnels a brace of pack horses. Very well. Captain?"

"Yes?"

"Seeker will escort you and your crew back to your ship, and we will send an engineering team to quote. We do not use your credit system, so you will have to barter from your cargo to pay."

"Do we get any say in this?" the Captain asked.

"To be frank, Captain, no. You trespassed on our system, albeit without knowledge of us. You know this to be fair."

"It would have been nice to have the illusion of choice, at least," she grumbled.

"Oh, Captain!" Joy laughed "We despise untruth here. However, I invite you and your First Mate to join my family for dinner tonight. I think you and Charlie will get on marvellously. Seeker will mess with your crew, they will need to get to know one another before you depart."

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"Our Sun is dying."

- Why?

"Astrophages are eating it."

- Where did they come from?

"Some gazillionaire with fossil fuel investments got sick of all the free solar energy and decided to do something about it."

- What are we going to do?

"We'll do what we've always done. Bomb the Middle East."

- How will that solve the problem?

"It won't, but the gazillionaire will get richer, and that's all that matters."

- Yeah, nah I'm not making that movie. Sorry.

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Hoeing

"Honestly, R42, I dunno how you manage to keep hoeing eight hours a day without losing your marbles."

"Easily: I consider the benefit of the situation, namely, eight hours away from humans and their depressing chatter."

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[Blue volunteered to answer this one. He is a male praetorian friend and lover of Bolt's, who's both the MC and a woman. They're both day angels... —RS]

Because I live at an association, I am around a lot of women. What is in vogue, what scents the air, are aromatic herbal scents. In our hot and sweaty world, everyone smells to the point that you don't notice it—until you receive a swift kick in the nose with an herbal "Hello, handsome!" I don't appreciate this squeal in the background noise. Truthfully, though I've recently learned that Bolt has a preference for her men wearing thyme oil, she's neither fashionable nor trendy herself. She prefers to be her natural self, whatever her state, with little fix-up, which means she'll pop in looking however she looks, even with a cowlick or two, or feathers akimbo. To me, this comes off a genuine, compared to the other women. I know she has her secrets she is loathe to share, yet it still feels genuine—genuinely, distinctively, my friend Bolt. I admire her athleticism; she taught me plenty of tricks I needed for work. Her constant sweaty motion leaves with her emitting a unique aroma. Kind of like toast. Though I wouldn't say to her directly, because she might take it wrong, I find her scent reassuring and very attractive. It's my favorite.

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