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aspiring to be as sedate as a snail

ok heck, the bigger this gets, the less I want it to be my full name

gonna move to @sedatesnail

your follow will be updated automatically, or so they say! let's see how this goes...

wait, tiger *dad* time? Am I doing this right?
Ahh, so this is "tiger time"

Today I touched and destroyed more grass

Pampas grass: just say no

(I continue atoning for misdeeds of previous owners)

Fixed, whew...
Now do I have to get all my followers to go with me to a new sedatesnail-named account? Might be a good time to actually pick an instance too, and I'm open to recommendations 🤷
wait, I've still got my face here?
shoot, I'm the snail riding a bike guy
got a license plate for our car
dammit I missed my chance to make a collect call and say my name is "haddababy itzaboi"
whey powder for MtG combo players called Protein Hulk

from @[email protected] (via @genmon ): roberdam.com/en/wisper.html

so cool! I wanted to do this in grad school 10 yrs ago, but utterly failed at hacking anything together or convincing anyone it's interesting

but it is, though! seamless anytime notes, even if it doesn't do things real-time!