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aspiring to be as sedate as a snail
wait, tiger *dad* time? Am I doing this right?
Ahh, so this is "tiger time"
got a license plate for our car

Anyway, if you're trying to remember signs of a stroke, just think of your favorite Grand Moff Tarkin underling:

Confusion
Headache
I'm telling you the signs of a stroke!
Eyesight suddenly getting worse
Face drooping
Balance problems
Arm weakness
Speech difficulty
Those are the signs of a stroke!

what an incredible (and deserved) own
tags: gpoy; awkward family photos; feelin cute, might delete later; don't talk to me or my son ever again

(a bunch of us computing during meeting)
he: "let's all close our laptops"

(tense pause)

I: "but what if we're taking notes?"

is this sporting goods store advertising... meditation?