wait, tiger *dad* time? Am I doing this right?
Anyway, if you're trying to remember signs of a stroke, just think of your favorite Grand Moff Tarkin underling:
Confusion
Headache
I'm telling you the signs of a stroke!
Eyesight suddenly getting worse
Face drooping
Balance problems
Arm weakness
Speech difficulty
Those are the signs of a stroke!
(a bunch of us computing during meeting)
he: "let's all close our laptops"
(tense pause)
I: "but what if we're taking notes?"