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Martin SeegerDear Internet,
when do I get glasses that automatically adapt to the distance?
I don't want progressive lenses, I want glasses that magnify on short distances all by itself and switch back to normal when I climb on my bike.
At least 10 years ago they were announced as "pretty soon". It's getting urgent on my side now.
Sincerely, rapidly aging me
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spork (pathetic girlfailure)i had a vision while at work and dropped everything to inflict it upon the world at large
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joe wintergreeneveryone boost my posts so more servers see my server or whatever the fuck