normalise "my liege" as a nonbinary honorific
@darkphoenix I found this. I am slowly updating my mental vocabulary.

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According to Tom Cardy, the following are all valid:

"G'day, champion" ^[1]
"Hello, sunshine" ^[2]
"G'day, big wheels" ^[2]
"Yeah, alright, legend" ^[2]

1: "I'd like to fight you"
2: "You're going to die"

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"Hello friends" has become my default collective greeting
@book @darkphoenix "Attention K-Mart Shoppers" as the nostalgia version
@book @darkphoenix I'm going to wildly abuse "Stay fresh, cheese bags!" from now on πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@jwcph @book @darkphoenix
Yeah. I may need "Welcome, Foolish Mortals" on my door mat.
@jwcph Here's a useful reply....
@jwcph On my kid's Christmas list this year was a "Roll up tool bag" which is now what I shout when I need my wife to get in the car.
@book @darkphoenix @decibyte is it wrong that I am mixing them? β€œStay Fresh, Foolish Mortals.”
@ambientspace Mix 'n match, Cheesebag
@book I think I'm going to have to drop "What's up cheese bags?" at tomorrow morning's team call. @darkphoenix
@book I still get stuck on the gender neutral address I learned in the Army "Okay fuckers"
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Dr Alice Violett (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Finally found a comeback to 'stay fresh cheese bags'.

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