Sailors travelling the briny deep,
Would do well to mind their tipple,
And stick to quarters for their sleep,
Or vanish into a #ripple.
Sweet maidens bob their kelpy head,
Sing sweetly beside the ship.
A maw drags them down like lead,
For terrible teeth, their flesh, do rip.
The bloated victims become a home,
Weighed down for their sweet offspring.
And after hatching they soon roam,
Up to the light, and to the sailors, sing.