Pretty sure I just caught my cat masturbating
Dadpocalypsenow
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Twitter migrant, beaten down dad, like most music and movies I was cooler in the 90s, Boston sports and LFC, couch jeopardy champion, ice cream aficionado
Jake_VigThis is why you don’t move in until after closing.
@missy_lynn (tips cap)
BobI thought fantasy football would have more dragons and swords.
@missy_lynn setting the bar high for the rest of us 😂
missy :unverified:After a 5 second reflection, my New Year’s Resolutions:
1. no more cutting my own bangs
2. vow to communicate exclusively thru gifs
3. unashamedly wear pj’s in public
5. only buy pants with stretchy waistbands
6. sign up for a 5k I will absolutely not run
7. learn how to count
@Lady_Star_Gem this is great progress and long overdue 🙌🏻
@Kimtopher22 merry merry my friend!
Welp, time to take down the Halloween decorations.
fyi the grinch never hated christmas. he hated people. which … fair.