In tragic news today, I'm sad to announce the passing of my toaster oven. It led a very long and productive life. It is survived in death by Fry Daddy and Ms. Crock-Pot.

Funeral arrangements will be made at the local electronics recycling center.

In lieu of flowers, please send onion rings.

Remember when Trump was president and folks were all "god, I hate that I am saying this but he makes me miss GWB". Like, totally forgetting how evil GWB actually was. Dubya can thank Trump for single-handedly rehabilitating his image.

I think about that a lot rn, re: Twitter, Musk and Jack.

Beginning to think there is not a "right" time to use blowers when doing lawn maintenance.

There's certainly not a good *reason*. Grass clippings left on the lawn are a great nutrient source for the grass.

But those obnoxiously loud leaf blowers though....