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On Star Trek everyone knows that if you grab someone when they're beaming away you'll beam with them but I bet transporter technicians fucking hate that shit
So I’m a bit fed up

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Happy Oatcake Day!!!
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Guess who's just been invited to join Bafta*

*me

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We're going to watch Avatar 2 at home, so we can keep stopping it for a wee
Lyrids Meteor Shower on Saturday, for all my dudes who like that sort of thing
I was in Markses and a customer reached in front of me and picked up one of their cheesy tarts and said "ooh, it's got my name on", and I said "your name's Quiche?".
I'm an adult. And yet in order to remember how many days are in April, I have to whisper "30 days hath September, April".