Pardon me, I need to be a #StarWars nerd real quick…
Eh-hem, Disney+, #Ahsoka was never a Jedi knight, she left the Order as a Padawan before taking the trials.
Cory
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Dad, Former Radio/Podcast Talk Show Host, Writer
It’s weird how car commercials spend so much time showing the car driving on regular streets... Like, I assume the car can move on its own, it’s a car.
Me: It looks like I made too many French fries again…
Me: Yeah, we should just throw them out, we don’t need anymore.
Me: Well, I mean, no one ever NEEDS French fries.
Me: Good point, me.
*eats another half a potato worth of French fries
I love how people, and even friends, will be like, “Oh, wow, you published a story, send me the link. I’ll totally buy it. I want to read it! Five stars, yay!” And then they just don’t
#WritingCommunity
I bet Jesus wanted them to give $7 million to the poor instead of paying for a #SuperBowl commercial
“Make the Monday after #SuperBowl a holiday!”
Or, maybe just have it on Saturday 🤷♂️
Can we stop shooting down UFOs, I need a ride out of here.
Check it out I have a silly #TikTok page where I slide around in socks so, you know, things are going well…
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRGcb9es/
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRGcb9es/
So, Republicans chose Sarah Sanders to give their response to Biden’s #sotu2023 address; someone who’s admitted under oath she lied to the American people multiple times in an official capacity..?
Yeah, that checks out.
@Miragee The seven-year-old wants to unlock the door when we come home from school now, I didn’t see what she did, but the five-year-old was involved… Guessing they pulled it out at a bad angle. They, of course, deny any responsibility. Or as my five-year-old son says, “How dare you, sir!”