Living in the Bay Area for so long, hearing the inherited hate toward my hometown-area ad nauseam, it’s nice to go back home during the holidays and be able to rub my neighbors’ faces in the fact that LA-based Whole Foods have bars.
Hope everyone had as great a Halloween as the rabid rodents who devoured my four-year-old son’s poor Jack O Lantern, who by doing so exposed my son’s sadistic side because he thought it was cooler, spookier. He’s not wrong.