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Dad, Former Radio/Podcast Talk Show Host, Writer

Pardon me, I need to be a #StarWars nerd real quick…

Eh-hem, Disney+, #Ahsoka was never a Jedi knight, she left the Order as a Padawan before taking the trials.

There’s nothing my kids can’t break…
My 7-year-old daughter’s avant-garde exploration of surrealism in a post-moder… Okay, you all see the female reproductive system, right?
#art #surrealism #7yearold #artist #inspiration #sexeducation

6-year-old: Happy birthday, daddy, you’re my B-F-F.

Me: Aww, you’re my B-F-F too.

6-year-old: Yeah, you’re my best family friend.

Me: Ah, I see, cool cool

Living in the Bay Area for so long, hearing the inherited hate toward my hometown-area ad nauseam, it’s nice to go back home during the holidays and be able to rub my neighbors’ faces in the fact that LA-based Whole Foods have bars.
Hope everyone had as great a Halloween as the rabid rodents who devoured my four-year-old son’s poor Jack O Lantern, who by doing so exposed my son’s sadistic side because he thought it was cooler, spookier. He’s not wrong.