Dave P

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Serial learner, aviation nerd, cocktail enthusiast, hardware engineer.

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Dave PApr 19, 2025
On awareness training: “We’re trying to install blocklists in the poetry generating custard between our ears.” @wendynather #bsidesseattle
Dave PNov 13, 2024
sjvnNov 12, 2024
I was there.
Show threadDave POct 5, 2024
@Tarah Nope, just cassette and CD according to discogs.com
Show threadDave PAug 9, 2024
@ReloadRtr @whiskeypirates how does one become a whiskey pirate.
Dave PAug 7, 2024

Prescription medicine ads are wild. Don’t use SKIBIDI if you’re allergic to SKIBIDI.

Damn, I’m glad they let me know I should avoid things I’m allergic to.

Dave PMay 5, 2024
malevolent dictator for lifeMay 4, 2024
Did you know? Computers don't actually generate heat. Inside each CPU is a miniature portal to hell. That's where all the computations come from. The heat just comes from the ambient temperature of hell that emanates from that portal.
Dave PMar 30, 2024
https://mastodon.social/@tpolecat/112175264385315525
Dave PFeb 11, 2024
Definitely the most #Texas headline I’ve seen in a hot minute.
Dave PJan 30, 2024
First world problems: your entire family is learning French in preparation for a Parisian excursion later this year, and now all the French swearing you do is in danger of being translatable.
Show threadDave PJan 22, 2024
@SwiftOnSecurity At one point during the great hardware shortage we considered evaluating Broadcom NICs as a third option behind Mellanox and Intel. One of my favorite colleagues’ opposition was that “We should not bother to test Broadcom or anything else we find in the garbage behind Fry’s”