less slop more SMOP (Simple Matter of Programming)

say what you will about the tennets of agile programming but at least it's an ethos

they are solving the year 2038 problem by making sure we never make it that far

the future is here and everything must be destroyed

a "software vegan" is someone who refuses to consume software that was not produced ethically by human hands

t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶w̶e̶i̶g̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶d̶e̶-̶o̶f̶f̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶r̶e̶q̶u̶i̶r̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶e̶n̶g̶i̶n̶e̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶d̶e̶c̶i̶s̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶b̶a̶l̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶f̶o̶r̶m̶a̶n̶c̶e̶,̶ ̶m̶a̶i̶n̶t̶a̶i̶n̶a̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ try adding "don't make mistakes" to the prompt

hindley milner type shii

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metaverse wasn't inevitable
ar glasses weren't inevitable
blockchain wasn't inevitable
nfts we'rent inevitable
ai isn't inevitable
nothing is inevitable!!!!
the ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make
and could just as easily make differently
make choices
make choices
make choices

mit: the design must be correct in all observable aspects. incorrectness is simply not allowed.
new jersey: the design should be correct in all observable aspects. it is slightly better to be simple than correct.
slop: the whole system needs to be done and shipped in under a week at all costs. everyone is fired. ive never heard the word "correct" said out loud.