Alex PoundsComputer keyboards should have a removable crumb tray, like a toaster.
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Cibani
@cibani
- 33 Followers
- 71 Following
- 80 Posts
Editor. Ex-Penguin, ex-Hachette. Will likely post once a year.
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jenny from the bloc[extremely britney spears voice]
my lower back is killing me (and i)
i must confess, so is my knee (so's my knee!)
tillian 🦊 
ACABcute things to call your partner:
- sugar
- honey
- flour
- 2 eggs
- 150g of butter
- stir
- put in the oven
- heat up to 300°C
KatTwitter: I follow news and political giants, but all I see are bad people and arguments
Bluesky: I follow 10% of my old friends who were able to get out of twitter in time and sometimes it works
Threads: I follow my friends but I can’t see them through the algorithm of businesses
Mastodon: oh look a beekeeper in the Netherlands
Bluesky: I follow 10% of my old friends who were able to get out of twitter in time and sometimes it works
Threads: I follow my friends but I can’t see them through the algorithm of businesses
Mastodon: oh look a beekeeper in the Netherlands
Scrümbled Eggs 
I teach postcolonial theory instead of seventeenth century poetry because it’s easier Said than Donne.
Andrew Hall 🇨🇦Sharpie proving she is the finest example of elegance and grace as she goes after a ball of yarn.
Qasim Rashid, Esq.🎊🎉EID MUBARAK!🎉🎊
Here’s your quick guide on appropriate Eid greetings to your Muslim friends today.
Acceptable Greeting:
•Eid Mubarak!
•Eid Kareem!
•Happy Eid!
Acceptable Response:
•Khair Mubarak!
•Happy Eid to you too!
•Let me buy you tacos!*
*Also acceptable year round.😉
NetzardfanOur kitties were ferals when they were tiny and lived at a dog rescue till we adopted them. Both wag their tails when they are content. Cute stuff. #catsofmastodon
Trixter of the Moon CouncilIt's vitally important that they make sure I have cat hair on all my outerwear. #FosterKittens #Kittens #CatsOfMastodon