cute things to call your partner:

- sugar
- honey
- flour
- 2 eggs
- 150g of butter
- stir
- put in the oven
- heat up to 300°C

@Loukas
Only after you have called him/her all of the above in proper order 😝
@mynameistillian
@mynameistillian
But...how do you preheat the oven after you put in the oven?

@mynameistillian

do not the partner to 300°C!

@mossfet @mynameistillian but what if 300°C is default state of smoke show hot partner?
@mynameistillian >2 eggs
warning: do not use on someone trying to conceive
@mynameistillian Did we all just get recipe’d?
@mynameistillian The best part was reading this as xi were already cuddling. Xi already call her "potato," too.
@mynameistillian PSA: putting your partner into the oven at 300°C voids their warranty!