Chris Nelson

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Socially awkward penguin, rollin' hard in the land of fediverse chicks and reply guys.

"Each #entrance leads somewhere different," the guide said. What I saw were hundreds of different styles of gates: huge ones hewn from entire mountains, delicate ones made of twigs and cobwebs, waterfalls that parted to admit you--on and on.

"I see some #bear inscriptions," I remarked. "This one says 'Abandon all hope ye who enter here.' What sort of person chooses that entrance?"

The guide shrugged. "Not everyone's into warning labels, I guess?" he suggested.

#wss366 #microfiction

Who wants to see the goth tomatoes? This variety is called Queen of the Night. It’s kicking arse. #gardening
@mycrowgirl iwillhavethemalldamnit.com

First time in somewhere around 10 years that I've seen a bumblebee here:

#flowers #nature #bumblebee

@Peach sounds good to me. Might have to have another one tonight, just in case
πŸ‘‹ greetings from Florida πŸ‘‹
πŸ₯° have a marvelous day πŸ₯°
πŸ™ kindness is free πŸ™
#PositiveVibes
WHERE DO I FILE CAMPAIGN PAPERWORK TO RUN FOR MAYOR OF FLAVORTOWN? I HAVE CHANGES TO MAKE.
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