Just finished making my way through the recent Planet of the Apes films and not once did a chimp try and rip anyone's bollocks off. It's like making a spider-man film where he never shoots webs.
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@chipbarm
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Manchester, England, before the end.
Gliding my rotary cutter across some fabric makes me wonder if a surgeon feels the same satisfaction as their scalpel skates across a fresh patch of skin, or if they screen those people out during surgical training
When I have sex, I don't make it everyone else's problem. Trees, on the other hand, make sure I know all about their shagging.
I've been unwell all week, and now I'm better I can feel the urge to go out and knock over bins in the dead of night rising
They say "write what you know". I am not very prolific.
It's not even that you hurt me that's the worst part... it's that you lied about it.
I heard you get to the end and it turns out silksong is a girl and you get to see her tits
So... I've managed to get rate limited by valve whilst trying to buy silksong...
Fuuuuuck me. Silksong release has actually managed to take down the steam storefront. Very impressive.