It's not even that you hurt me that's the worst part... it's that you lied about it.

Which government approved North Korean haircut are you? I'm 14.

I'm unsure on the narrative, but this bucket tells a story

What an interesting and unique combination. McDonald's really are pushing the boat out with their McFlurry flavours these days.

Mornin' 🥰

New nails for the changing of the seasons

When they lay my gummy corpse to gummy rest, it will be fed upon by gummy maggots

I made last night's left over KFC fries into salt and pepper chips for breakfast. Fantastic decision.

I made French onion soup fries. Yes that's what they are, not cheese, garlic bread, gravy, caramelised onions and fries. Come at me, The French