One day, if/when mastodon takes off, there will be online 'what was your first toot' services, so I have to make sure my first 500-character run-on sentence is both funny and extremely relevant, though honestly I don't know how to do either of those things so I'm just going to continue typing as if I had a plan on where I'm going with this (hard to believe, I know). Shit. I just ran out of nonsense but still have 80 characters to go. Trump is still president (somehow), the new Spider-Man is grea