Wow. Want an absolute shitmobile?

Only $18,000!

I know what you're thinking…

"Only $18k for a Tesla Plaid with some 'highly desirable' cosmetic upgrades? SIGN ME UP!"

But wait…

"2016 Tesla Model S 60 Sedan 4D"

It can't go 400 miles. It can barely go 200 miles. And that's before those range-sucking wheels.

It doesn't have dual ultra-high-performance motors, it has a single low-performance motor. (Although even that single motor is still better than anyone should actually need.)

That steering wheel? Aftermarket glurge.

Those Autopilot 2.0/FSD side marker cameras? Fake. Those are just side marker lights with aftermarket caps to make it LOOK like the vehicle has the more capable Autopilot system.

Somebody signed one of my (throwaway) email addresses up for right-wing fundraising mailing lists (multiple of them)

Just got one that made me actually go "YES!" Too bad like most of these, it's a lie to scare people, not real.

Oh, FUCK YOU REDDIT! You’re selling your content to AI companies, but I can’t even view _my own post_ because I’m not logged in (deleted my account, my posts - which they restored after I deleted them - are now credited to [deleted].)

Edit: helps if I add the screenshot.