Wow. Want an absolute shitmobile?

Only $18,000!

I know what you're thinking…

"Only $18k for a Tesla Plaid with some 'highly desirable' cosmetic upgrades? SIGN ME UP!"

But wait…

"2016 Tesla Model S 60 Sedan 4D"

It can't go 400 miles. It can barely go 200 miles. And that's before those range-sucking wheels.

It doesn't have dual ultra-high-performance motors, it has a single low-performance motor. (Although even that single motor is still better than anyone should actually need.)

That steering wheel? Aftermarket glurge.

Those Autopilot 2.0/FSD side marker cameras? Fake. Those are just side marker lights with aftermarket caps to make it LOOK like the vehicle has the more capable Autopilot system.